I was born next to a lake in northern New Jersey and am called a mute swan (there are 7 types of swans). Mute means unable to speak, but I am able to speak. I make grunts, snoring sounds and honks. Yes, honks like a car honks.
I am very happy you are visiting my website. You are making me smile. I hope you think I am cute with my floppy wings, my big nose, my long legs and big feet. I try my best to make everyone smile.
What is your name? What type of human are you?